Things you just can’t explain

Things you just can’t explain

 

 

as soon as I got the bucket full, she lifted her right leg and kicked over the bucket.”

 

The main said, “Okay, that’s not very bad.”

 

The farmer replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

 

The man asked, “So what happened then?”

 

The farmer said, “I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.”

 

“And what happened then?”

 

“I sat back down and continued to milk her again. Just as I got the bucket full again, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.”

 

The man laughed, “Again?”

 

The farmer said, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

 

The man asked, “That’s also not so bad, what did you do then?”

 

The farmer replied, “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.”

 

“What happened then”?

 

“I sat back down and began milking the cow again. Just as I got the bucket full again, the cow threw the bucket with her tail.”

 

The man laughed again and asked him, “What did you do then?”

 

The farmer said, “Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail. While I was doing that, my pants fell down, my wife walked in and saw me.

 

“Some things you just can’t explain.”