Jokes that will make you laugh out loud

Why did I get divorced?

 

 

We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go to freshen up for a minute?”

 

I replied, “okay.”

 

She came out 10 minutes later with a birthday cake, my parents, my wife, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa naked.