Jokes that will make you laugh out loud

A woman got married but she’s still a virgin

 

The bride said, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”

 

Turning on his side, he smiled and said, “Then we will have to put him back in prison.”

 

After the second time, the bride said, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”

 

To which the husband yelled, “STOP, it’s not a life sentence.”