Jokes that will make you laugh out loud

I know the truth





Johnny waited for his father to get back home from work, and greeted him with, “I know everything.”


The father promptly handed him $100 and said, “Please don’t say anything to your mother.”


The next morning when he was going to the school he saw a gardener in his front lawn.


Johnny said to him, “I know everything.” The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened his arms, and said, “Then come give your Dad a hug!”