Jokes that will make you laugh out loud

I know the truth

 

 

this.”

 

Johnny waited for his father to get back home from work, and greeted him with, “I know everything.”

 

The father promptly handed him $100 and said, “Please don’t say anything to your mother.”

 

The next morning when he was going to the school he saw a gardener in his front lawn.

 

Johnny said to him, “I know everything.” The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened his arms, and said, “Then come give your Dad a hug!”