Son solved his father’s problem
would dig up the garden for me.
A couple of hours later the old man received a telegram,
“Dad I buried guns and gold in the garden, don’t even try to dig up the garden.”
Within an hour, 5 police cars, police officers, FBI agents, and a SWAT unit showed up and dug up the entire garden but they didn’t find any gold or guns.
The old man got confused and wrote another letter to his son telling him about what had happened there.