Brighten up your day with these all-time top 5 lawyer jokes.
Lawyers are materialistic
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A cop heard him screaming and came running to him to check if he is okay. The lawyer ran up to the cop and said, “My Ferrari is destroyed by an idiot.”
The cop asked, “You are a lawyer, aren’t you?”
The lawyer asked, “Yes, I am but what does that have to do with my Ferrari?”
The cop replied, “You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. You must have been holding the car door when it got hit – I bet you didn’t even notice that your right arm is missing, did you?”
The lawyer looked down at his arm and shouted, “MY RADO!”