5 Funniest Jokes Of All The Time

When it’s come to fun and entertainment nothing beats the Internet no matter what you try. So we have compiled the list of top 5 best jokes from the Internet.

A man went to a restaurant with an ostrich

 

 

same change for the bill.

 

A couple of days later they came again and the main ordered a steak and a beer and ostrich said, “I will have the same.”

 

After they ate, the waiter returned with the bill and said, “That will be £24.65.”

 

The man reached to his pocket and took out the exact same change again.

 

The next day they came again and the curious waiter asked, “Sir, how do you manage to get out the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

 

The main said, “Well, I was going through a desert and found a lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie came out and granted me two wishes, My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything. I would just reach out my pocket and the exact amount would come out.”

 

The waiter said, “Wow, that’s awesome.” But what’s with the ostrich?

 

The man sighed and said, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”