5 Church Jokes To Cheer You Up

Naughty Priest



organist and gave her a cream to rub it over her breasts, which should shrink them in size. They warned her that this cream shouldn’t come near her mouth, because it’s so sour, that she won’t be able to talk properly for a couple of days.


The organist agreed to do that.


The following Sunday morning the priest walked up to the pulpit and said, “Dew to thurthamthanthis bewand my tontrol, we will not thab a tharmon thewday.”