5 Absolutely Hilarious Drunk Jokes

We compiled the list of the top 5 drunk people jokes of all-time. Don’t forget to check out the number 4.

This test is hard for a drunk man

little juggling for him.


He told the cop he had already sent his equipment and didn’t have anything to juggle.


The cop said he had some knives in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.


The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 knives and gave them to the juggler.


While he was juggling, a car pulled in behind the cop’s car. A drunken old man got out of his car, watched the performance, then went to the cop’s car, opened the door and got in.


The cop saw the old man and went over to his car, opened the door and asked the drunk man what he was doing.


The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there is no way I can pass that test.”