This is the closest I’ll ever come to the husband
Few days passed the father was walking down the hall and heard a strange voice coming from the study room, when he opened the door he found his daughter on the sofa with a vibrator.
He asked, “What are you doing?”
She told him, “I’m 26 and living at my parent’s house, this is the closest I will ever get to a husband.”
A week later the mother heard the same humming sound coming from the living room. She went there and saw her husband watching the tv with the vibrator buzzing on the other sofa.”
She angrily asked, “What are you doing?”
He replied, “I’m watching tv with my son in law.”